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Hello there darlings, it is I, Poppy Meriwether. Welcome to the Clockwork Cabaret. The Dadaism movement flouted conventional cultural values by producing works marked by nonsense,...

Hello there darlings, it is I, Poppy Meriwether. Welcome to the Clockwork Cabaret. For our listeners in America, I hope the holiday treated you better than the ladies treat me. I ...

Episode 493: Swamp Turkey

Hello there darlings, it is I, Poppy Meriwether. Welcome to the Clockwork Cabaret. This week finds the ladies headed back to Lady Attercop’s homestead for the upcoming holidays. ...

Episode 492: Fawkes Fire

Hello there darlings, it is I, Poppy Meriwether. Welcome to the Clockwork Cabaret. I would ask you to remember, remember the fifth of November, but Lady Attercop should never be en...

Hello there darlings, it is I, Poppy Meriwether. Welcome to the Clockwork Cabaret. The theme to this week’s playlist is saints. Which is appropriate, because I have a sudden over...

Hello there darlings, it is I, Poppy Meriwether. Welcome to the Clockwork Cabaret. According to legend, on Halloween the Great Pumpkin rises out of the pumpkin patch that he think...

Hello there darlings, it is I, Poppy Meriwether. Welcome to the Clockwork Cabaret. This week the ladies are searching the stars for intelligent life. Goodness knows, we won’t fin...

Hello there darlings. It is I, Poppy Meriwether. Welcome to the Clockwork Cabaret. This week, the ladies are continuing their foray into the supernatural. I would like to say that...

Hello there darlings! It is I, Poppy Merriwether. Welcome to the Clockwork Cabaret. It’s October, which means the ladies are being even stupider than before. I didn’t think it ...

Hello there darlings! It is I, Poppy Meriwether. Welcome to the Clockwork Cabaret. This week, the ladies try something new: they try to be nice. Isn’t that utterly disgusting? An...

Hello there darlings. It is I, Poppy Meriwether. Welcome to the Clockwork Cabaret. A Percy, by any other name, would still be a jerk. So Percy would, were he not Percy called, reta...

Hello to all of our wonderful listeners! Mother Nature put a big wrench in our plans this week by calling up a hurricane to hit the southeastern coast of the US, which is where we...

Hello there, darlings, it is I, Poppy Meriwether. Welcome to the Clockwork Cabaret. I’ve been having a wonderful summer, sweeties. Sunning my chassis in the Caribbean. Seducing t...

Hello sweeties! This week it's Lady Attercop's turn to play some of the music of the 1990s that made her what she is. - Poppy, the clockwork assistant   P.S. We're off on our s...

Hello sweeties! This week we delve deep into Emmett's psyche & listen to some of the music in the 1990s that made her what she is... It certainly explains A LOT. - Poppy, the ...

Episode 480: Fer Sure

Hello sweeties! This week's episode is, like, a totally radical dive into the eighties music that the ladies listened to in their tween years. Please send help. - Poppy, the clockw...

Hello sweeties! This week, we explore the music of the 1970s, specifically the music that influenced the old biddies in their formative years... It'll will explain A LOT. Trust me...

Episode 478: Boogie Down

Hello sweeties! This week, we're exploring the funky music of the 1970s. - Poppy, the clockwork assistant   06.01.18 playlist: Barry White - Never, Never Gonna Give Ya Up S...

Hello sweeties! This week, the ladies are continuing their exploration into the music of the 1960s. - Poppy, the clockwork assistant05.25.18 playlist: The Beach Boys - I Get Around...

Hello sweeties! This was supposed to be an episode about 60s music and somehow it turned into 'Ladies with Strong Opinions'. - Poppy, the clockwork assistant 05.18.18 playlist: Smo...

Well, sweeties, it looks like the ladies are once again trying their hand at being educational. This time it's the music of the 1950s so, prepare to be astounded... if they get any...

Hello sweeties! The popular music during the 1940s was built around the jazz and big band styles of the underground music scene of the previous decade. This was also the era of Wo...

Hello sweeties! Join us this week as the ladies delve into the music of the Lost Generation... Honestly, I wish they'd get lost. - Poppy, the clockwork assistant 04.27.18 playlist:...

What this airship needs, sweeties, is a good cleansing fire to get rid of all the dead weight... and, by dead weight, I mean, the hosts. - Poppy, the clockwork assistant 04.20.18 p...

Hello sweeties! Lady Attercop has been down in the dumps lately. Emmett has taken it upon herself to cheer her up. Will it work? I have no idea. Do I look like a magic eight ball t...

Hello sweeties! The ladies were in a witchy mood this week and it's not even October... I'm sure there's a joke in there, somewhere. - Poppy, the clockwork assistant 04.06.18 playl...

Today on Emmett, Lady A & Dolphin... the ladies will be spinning some hot steampunk tunes to help you get through that rough morning traffic.   03.30.18 playlist: Tin Hat...

Hello sweeties! Lady A is trying to embarrass Emmett by sharing her secret crush with all of you... I'm sure this won't go horribly wrong. - Poppy, the clockwork assistant 03.23...

Just when I thought this show couldn't get any stranger... It proves me wrong. - Poppy, the clockwork assistant   03.16.18 playlist: Antony & The Johnsons - Cripple And T...

Hello sweeties! The ladies are full of scholastic nonsense this week. Enjoy! - Poppy, the clockwork assistant   03.09.18 playlist: Kansas Joe & Memphis Minnie - When the ...

Hello sweeties! I have no idea what's going on with this week's episode. I'm sure someone explained it to me but, I probably wasn't paying attention. - Poppy, the clockwork assist...

Hello sweeties! When people are finding meaning in things -- beware. Especially, if you're listening to this show. - Poppy, the clockwork assistant 02.23.18 playtlist: Jill Tracy -...

Hello, sweeties. We have a very special treat for you. For those who like Valentine's Day & Science, we give you a musical re-imagenactment of the very uplifting story of Thoma...

Hello sweeties! This week, we try to teach Emmett how to get a date... It goes how you would expect. - Poppy, the clockwork assistant   02.09.18 playlist:   Apocalypse Five ...

Hello there, sweeties! Apparently, Lady A. is having some sort of mid-life crisis... again. Isn't there some sort of limit on those things? - Poppy, the clockwork assistant   0...

Hello sweeties! So fun fact, you humans take something wonderful and ruin it just a little bit so you can have more... Take this show. No, really. Take it, please. - Poppy, the cl...

Episode 459: #LizardTruth

Hello sweeties! Once again, I have only one thing to say about this week's episode... I'm sorry. - Poppy, the clockwork assistant 01.19.18 playlist: Jolie Holland - Crazy Dreams To...

Hello sweeties! THE CLOCKWORK CABARET IS ALIVE, IT'S ALIVE! OH, This whole airship is going to be full of romance, OOOH, I AM GOING TO PUT ON MY RECORDS! - Poppy, the clockwork as...

Hello sweeties! The ladies were separated this week due to a surprise snowstorm, which means the episode is the right length and they stayed o task for the whole thing... Maybe, I...

Hello sweeties! We want to wish you all best wishes and a happy new year! - Poppy, the clockwork assistant   12.29.17 playlist:   Rufus Wainwright - Oh What A World Raspu...

Have a happy Hogswatch, everyone! - From all of us here on the Calpurnia.   12.22.17 playlist: Baby Dee - A Christmas Jig for a Three-Legged Cat Annie Lennox - The Holly A...

Greetings friends and family! We apologize for the slight delay in this week's episode. For those playing the home game... This year we, here, aboard the Calpurnia have endured d...

Hello sweeties! This week's episode is Emmett's cheap attempt at a birthday gift for her long-time beau, Rupert Wormwood. He should dump her. - Poppy, the clockwork assistant   ...

Hello sweeties! The ladies are off on some sort of retreat to help Emmett find her personality or something. I wasn't really paying attention. I'm sure they'll be just fine. - Pop...

On the fourth Thursday in November, millions of American families will gather together... And wonder why. - Poppy, the clockwork assistant   11.24.17 playlist: The Puppini Si...

Hello sweeties!  It may be small comfort, but I am convinced the ladies have done what they honestly believes is best for you... not sure I would agree. - Poppy, the clockwork a...

Hello sweeties! I can't decide if the ladies are  pretending to be oddballs or are actually nuts. I suppose, you can decide. - Poppy, the clockwork assistant 11.10.17 playlist: ...

Hello sweeties! If I could do this show for you, in any human possible way I would, but I can't and I hate myself everyday because of it... Enjoy! - Poppy, the clockwork assistant...

Episode 447: Loch Monster

Happy Halloween, everyone! 10.27.17 playlist: Henri Seroka - Loch Ness The Magnificent Sevens - Death By Water John Jabaley - If I Were a Deep One* Django Reinhardt - Mystery P...

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