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The Clockwork Cabaret is the premier steampunk music podcast to ride the windy wilds of the aethernet. Spontaneous, silly, & ever expanding, our goal is to pump coal-heated music o’ gears directly into your copper-plated steampunk’d ears.

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Hello sweeties! I think Dorothy Parker said it best in her poem, 'Interview'.
The ladies men admire, I’ve heard,
Would shudder at a wicked word.
Their candle gives a single light;
They’d rather stay at home at night.
They do not keep awake till three,
Nor read erotic poetry.
They never sanction the impure,
Nor recognize an overture.
They shrink from powders and from paints ...
So far, I’ve had no complaints.
Happy New Year, everyone! - Poppy, the clockwork assistant
12.30.14 playlist:
Shirley Jones - What's the Use of Wonderin' [Carousel]
Asylum Street Spankers - What Are You Doing New Year's Eve? [A Christmas Spanking]
Antony & The Johnsons - What Can I Do? [I Am A Bird Now]
Tiger Lillies - Why (Mackie's Childhood Song) [Two Penny Opera]
Robbie Williams & Jon Lovitz - Well, Did You Evah? [Swing When You're Winning]
Rasputina - Why Don't You Do Right? [Thanks For The Ether]
Walter Sickert & The Army of Broken Toys - Where Have You Gone? [Toys of Future Past]
Paul Roland - What Will Become Of Me? [Grimm]
Tom Waits - What Keeps Mankind Alive? [Lost In The Stars: The Music Of Kurt Weill]
Confabulation of Gentry - Doctor Whom? [Tales from the Airship]
Mad Tea Party - Who Built the Ark? [Flying Saucers]
Parlor Tricks - Was I? [Was I Drunk? ...and Other Love Songs EP]
Danbert Nobacon - What Was That? [The Library Book of the World]
Groucho Marx - Whatever It Is, I'm Against It [Horse Feathers]
The Thompson Twins - Who Wants To Be A Millionaire? [Red Hot + Blue: A Tribute To Cole Porter]
The Correspondents - What's Happened to Soho? [What's Happened To Soho? EP]
Ingrid Lucia - When Does the Party End [Midnight Rendezvous]
Sammy Davis Jr. - Please Don't Talk About Me When I'm Gone [Ultra-Lounge, Vol. 5: Wild Cool & Swingin]
Incidental music: Beirut
Logo: David Göbel, bulletride.de
Produced by the Clockwork Cabaret. Hosted by Emmett Davenport & Lady Attercop. 
More Info: clockworkcabaret.com, and follow @clockwrkcabaret on Twitter or Facebook.

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It's all fine and good for women of a certain age to have a laugh, now and again, sweeties. This is just getting ridiculous. Happy Holidays! - Poppy, the clockwork assistant

12.22.14 playlist:

Danny Elfman - What's This? [Nightmare Before Christmas]
The Gothic Archies Dreary, Dreary [The Tragic Treasury: Songs From A Series Of Unfortunate Events]
Pat Carroll - Poor Unfortunate Souls [Walt Disney Records the Legacy Collection: The Little Mermaid]
Porn Orchard - Christmas Sucks (Tom Waits & Peter Murphy Parody) [Christmas Sucks]
Diana Ross & The Supremes - Just A Lonely Christmas [MOJO - Blue Christmas]
Stephen Colbert & Jon Stewart - Can I Interest You In Hannukah? [A Colbert Christmas: The Greatest Gift of All!]
Tom Lehrer - A Christmas Carol [More Of Tom Lehrer]
Eartha Kitt - Santa Baby [Eartha Kitt - Purr-Fect: Greatest Hits]
The Puppini Sisters - Last Christmas [Christmas With the Puppini Sisters]
The Decemberists - Please Daddy (Don't Get Drunk This Christmas) [Alternative Rock X-mas]
Hayseed Dixie - Misty Wonderland Hop [The Sounds of Christmas 2009]
Mojo Nixon - Sleigh Ride [Horny Holidays!]
Asylum Street Spankers - You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch [A Christmas Spanking]
The Hellblinki Sextet - Snow Miser, Heat Miser [Xmas from Hellblinki]
Squirrel Nut Zippers - Carolina Christmas [Christmas Caravan]
Paul & Storm - Backward Santa [Backward Santa]
The Go-Go's - I'm Gonna Spend My Christmas With A Dalek [Doctor Who]
Lou Monte - Dominick the Donkey [Dominick the Donkey & Other Christmas Songs]
Frenchy & The Punk - Halloween For Christmas [Cartwheels]
Incidental music: REM
Logo: David Göbel, bulletride.de
Produced by the Clockwork Cabaret. Hosted by Emmett Davenport & Lady Attercop. 
More Info: clockworkcabaret.com, and follow @clockwrkcabaret on Twitter or Facebook.
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Hello sweeties! This week we revisit the wonderful world of Billy Bunsen... I'm not really sure why, I'm sure someone told me but I stopped paying attention an hour or so ago. - Poppy, the clockwork assistant

12.15.14 playlist:

Patrick Gowers - Sherlock Holmes Theme [Sherlock Holmes (Granada Television Production Soundtrack)]
Orchestra of the D'Oyly Carte Opera Company - If You Want a Receipt For That Popular Mystery [The Best of Gilbert & Sullivan]
Bonnie "Prince" Billy - No Bad News [The Letting Go]
Karen Dalton - Katie Cruel [Bad Seeds:Nick Cave Roots & Collaborations]
Drink Me - Grant's Tomb [Drink Me]
Blair Crimmins and The Hookers - Mean Mean Man [The Musical Stylings Of]
The Two Man Gentlemen Band - Hey, Officer! [Drip Dryin' with the Two Man Gentlemen Band]
Biscuithead & the Biscuit Badgers - My Mysterious Uncle [Dinosaurs Ate My Caravan]
Louise English & Robert Powell - Men Like You [Sherlock Holmes - The Musical]
Ry Cooder - Feelin' Bad Blues [Crossroads]
Jace Everett - Bad Things [True Blood]
Pokey LaFarge & the South City Three - Drinkin’ Whiskey Tonight  [Middle of Everywhere]
Tom Waits - The Piano Has Been Drinking (Not Me) [Small Change]
Miss Mamie Lavona The Exotic Mulatta And Her White Boy Band - Thief Song [The Sepiachord Passport]
Bitter Ruin - I'm Going To Be A Murderer [We're Not Dancing]
Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds - People Ain't No Good [The Boatman's Call]
The Lost Fingers You Give Love a Bad Name [Lost In the 80's]
Gogol Bordello - Not A Crime [Gypsy Punks: Underdog World Strike]

Incidental music: White City Rippers
Logo: David Göbel, bulletride.de
Produced by the Clockwork Cabaret. Hosted by Emmett Davenport & Lady Attercop. 
More Info: clockworkcabaret.com, and follow @clockwrkcabaret on Twitter or Facebook.
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Hello sweeties! We seem to have a bit of a problem here on the Calpurnia. Lady Attercop is under the weather and Emmett is left to her own devices... Wackiness ensues. At least, in theory. - Poppy, the clockwork assistant

12.11.14 playlist:

Mappa Mundi - Problems (Prove Me Wrong) [And In This Way We Come Unmoored...]
Jenny Lewis With The Watson Twins - Rise Up With Fists!!! [Rabbit Fur Coat]
Birdeatsbaby - I Always Hang Myself With The Same Rope [Here She Comes-a-Tumblin']
Beats Antique - Puzzle [A Thousand Faces - Act 2]
Danger Mouse & Sparklehorse Feat. Jason Lytle - Everytime I'm With You [Dark Night Of The Soul]
Attack Attack Attack - Trust No One (Featuring Victory!) [We Are Not In The Least Afraid Of Ruins]
Duke Special - Ballad of a Broken Man [Songs from the Deep Forest]
April Smith and the Great Picture Show - Terrible Things [Songs for a Sinking Ship]
The Raconteurs - Broken Boy Soldier [Broken Boy Soldiers]
Janet Klein - In a Great Big Way [Come Into My Parlor]
Apocalypse Five and Dime - Broken Chair Waltz [Ballads for the End Times]
Ute Lemper - The Part You Throw Away [Punishing Kiss]
Bonnie "Prince" Billy - Death To Everyone [I See A Darkness]
The Magnificent Sevens - The Broken Hearted Show [The Broken Hearted Show]
Mumford & Sons - I Will Wait [Babel]
Nina Hagen - My Way [My Way]
Incidental music: Beirut
Logo: David Göbel, bulletride.de
Produced by the Clockwork Cabaret. Hosted by Emmett Davenport & Lady Attercop. 
More Info: clockworkcabaret.com, and follow @clockwrkcabaret on Twitter or Facebook.
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Hello, sweeties! Emmett and Lady Attercop are plotting to take back the ship from the evil orphan onslaught. At the risk of sounding like your mother, just stay perfectly still and let them get it over with. - Poppy, the clockwork assistant

12.2.14 playlist:

The Divine Comedy - Absent Friends [Absent Friends]
The Beatles - You Never Give Me Your Money [Abbey Road]
Megan Mullally - Alone [Young Frankenstein - The New Mel Brooks Musical]
The Cog is Dead - Darla Dawn the Automaton [Full Steam Ahead!]
Steam Powered Giraffe - Fancy Shoes [MK III]
Electric Light Orchestra - Showdown [All Over The World: The Very Best Of ELO]
Unwoman - Exile [Uncovered Volume 1]
Florence + The Machine - I'm Not Calling You A Liar [Lungs]
St. Vincent - Laughing With A Mouth Of Blood [Actor]
Squirrel Nut Zippers - It's Over [Perennial Favorites]
Nina Hagen - All Over Nothing At All [Big Band Explosion]
DeVotchKa - Undone (With the Hagerman Quartet) [A Mad and Faithful Telling]
The Drowning Lovers - Your Heart Has Died [Chatham Mills]
The Clumsy Lovers - Monumental Stupidity [Barnburner]
Jonah Knight - Our Future Is In the Sky [Age of Steam: Strange Machines]
The Smiths - I Know It's Over [The Queen Is Dead]
Incidental music: The Dead Brothers
Logo: David Göbel, bulletride.de
Produced by the Clockwork Cabaret. Hosted by Emmett Davenport & Lady Attercop. 
More Info: clockworkcabaret.com, and follow @clockwrkcabaret on Twitter or Facebook.
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